Beyond the frontier of the knowable

• Two-Headed Dog
• Mike the Headless Chicken
• Routine Male and Female Genital Mutilation
• Megalomanical projects for advanced civilizations
• The Mike Theory Research Team Official WWW Survey Form
• The Mysterious Functionless Form
• The Wired Scared Shitlist
• Global Thermonuclear War
• Dead People Server
• The Great God Contest!
• How to keep an idiot busy for hours
• Psychically disturbing graphically violent depictions at the Vomitus Maximus Museum.
• The Dark Side of PEZ
• Mindgames
• The Surrealist Compliment Generator
• A random koan from The Gateless Gate
• The Site That Annoys Me Like No Other
• Penises of the Animal Kingdom - web blurb for an $11.95 poster
• The Fossal Records
• Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches
• Notes from the Mountains of Madness: Cynanthropy
• Scott Pakin's automatic complaint-letter generator
• The Grotesque in Art
• Schwa!
• U.S.Tax Code On-Line